This handy dandy contraption cuts your spicy and delicious kimchi into perfect bite sized portions--but wait, it also acts as storage too! Right now I can just imagine my boyhood idol, inventor of the almighty Ronco Food Dehydrator and the Showtime Rotisserie Oven, Ron Popeil trying to sell this on a TV infomercial...it probably would go something like this:
"If you call now, you can get a second kimchi cutter absolutely free! BUT WAIT...it gets better. We're feeling generous today and if you can convince one friend to buy a kimchi cutter too, we'll throw in another one for FREE. That's right--two kimchi cutters for the price of one. Don't wait and call now--this order is only available for the next hour---BUT BUT...if you call within the hour, we'll throw in ANOTHER kimchi cutter absolutely free! That's our way of saying thanks for telling a friend. So you buy one, get two free!
Listen closely my friends--you won't have to pay $299 for this small wonder--you won't pay $199--not even $99. This amazing kimchi cutter will only cost you four easy payments of $29.95. That's right, four easy payments, of $29.95. But we're not finished. If you decide to order now, we'll throw in a free gift--these are some of the sharpest knives you'll ever use--that will never ever need sharpening. I'll throw in a set of these wonderful steak knives absolutely free. Now, every product we have is guaranteed and if you're not happy with our product return it for a full refund--no questions asked--and keep the free gift as our present to you for trying out our product. Don't wait, call now! Just remember, with this kimchi cutter all you have to do is CUT IT AND FORGET IT!!! (I can't believe I just typed this--we all know we've seen his informercials at 3am on Saturday nights many, many times)"
This screams "buy me, your kimchi will thank you!":
"Look ma, it comes with a lid!"
The question remains...what ever happened to just using a good ol' knife?