Check this out...there's securing your scooter and then there's REALLY securing your speed demon. How to make sure your prized investment doesn't get stolen? Lock the front wheels to a post near the sidewalk and for good measure slap another lock on the back wheel. This picture reminds me of that Simpsons episode when Homer had a wheel lock slapped onto his car tire in New York City:
How do you lock up your scooter/motorcycle?